I hate doing roadshows.
When I first join the company, roadshows were almost a weekly affair with 2 to 3 roadshows happening in a month. It’s funny how the principals enjoy doing roadshows even though the response at the end of the day is almost zero. It’s normally a complete waste of time, effort and strength especially on a full-day one. You would have thought that intelligent organisations will not do things that they do not benefit from, right?
But wrong.
These suckers enjoy roadshows so much that they expect their partners, like us, to share their passion and zest. Which seldom happened. And when you go back to the office after you missed a day of work because you took part in a bloody full-day roadshow, your unread emails can kill you. Totally sucks!
Today, unfortunately, I was assigned by my boss to attend a roadshow for HP. Sigh, sigh, sigh! As my colleague puts it, it’s NATIONAL SERVICE!


My equally
wu nai colleagues.

During an event like this, where there are more than 800 attendees, you’ll get to meet a lot of weird people (read: irritating). There’s the cheapo uncle who keep coming back to our booth to steal our pens, the lady who told Alice that she should never get old in future cause they put you in old folks home if you do, the 3 senior blokes who shamelessly used our machines to check their share prices, the free-loader who only want us to provide free IT information, and the list goes on forever…

3 Shameless Blokes
An interesting booth? Totally
NOT! It’s a booth giving out free coffee and, sadly, the only booth that attracts and hold the crowds.

Well, it helps that they engaged a pretty girl to hand out the free coffee.

These 3 aunties stood at the booth for a good 15 minutes drinking cups after cups of coffee.

Well, I suppose the only thing we can look forward to in all roadshows is the free food. Heehee.
